Pretty Pretentious

Hi, I'm Matt. I really like to think. And write. And read. And play music. And listen to it. I love the aesthetics of life, I believe that everyone should get along, and I think you're pretty cool. Ubi tuum caput estne?
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  • andreanya:

    pretentiouslimericks:

    infinidegree:

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    victoriatheunicorn:

    i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

    Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

    has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

    BUNNIES HOP

    "Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
    "Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
    "Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
    "I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."

    This made my day

    (Source: onlycatgifs, via revolutionarycarrie)

    Convo between my 7year-old students today

    Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
    Matt: Me too! On a boy!
    Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
    Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
    Pearl: Oh.
    (pause for a bit)
    Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
    Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
    Matt: Really?
    Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
    Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
    Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
    (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
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